Showing posts with label my 2 cents. Show all posts
Showing posts with label my 2 cents. Show all posts

Thursday, April 23, 2015

THE SKIN MAP

By Stephen R Lawhead:
‘The sign read THE POPE’S NOSE, and had a picture of—it was difficult to tell in the flickering light of the torches—what appeared to be the plucked rear end of a somewhat startled goose.’

Now, when I was a kid, we didn’t eat goose, and don’t remember eating a whole cooked chicken, but we did have turkey for Thanksgiving. And Dad would always flap the fatty piece that hung over the turkey’s butt and say that it was called the Parson’s nose. He never explained why it was called that, but in later years I came to realize that it was a derogatory term for religious ‘leaders’ who talked out their arse; ie, said one thing but did another, as they apparently have done since the beginning of any religion and still do up to this day.
  Which brings to mind the ‘Christians’ who own businesses and who now feel it is against their religious beliefs to serve gay people. Just a question…shouldn’t they refuse to serve divorced people, people who cheat on their spouses, or even ex-cons (since they have all broken at least one commandment)?

Perhaps these ‘Christians’ should remember the Bible also says something about casting the first stone. Hmmmmm?

Monday, August 11, 2014

LAYS POTATO CHIPS


So Lays has come out with some ‘trial chips’; flavors we can buy in small bags and sample in order to vote on the ones we like. And then I guess the one (two?) favorite(s) will be sold in the regulars size bags.  Well, Phyllis and I have tried two of the flavors out,and they were both interesting.
 The first one was a cappuccino flavored standard chip; never had a cappuccino to drink, so don’t know how close the flavor was to the actual drink. However, it had a chocolatey-cinnamon flavor to it, which in itself wasn’t bad, but certainly tasted odd as a potato chip flavor. Don’t hate it, but not sure if I’d buy it again in any size bag.
 The second one was a rippled chip with mango salsa flavoring, which was quite good. It had a definite salsa taste and even the mango flavor was noticeable. This one I would definitely buy in a big bag, it would probably be good as a dip chip with a salsa, or even by itself since it does have the salsa flavor.
So try ‘em out, not sure what the other flavors are, but there’s probably at least one out there for everyone,even you.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

SAY WHAT?!

Heard an ad on the radio for a funeral home the other day; the tag line was “Experience the difference.”
How the hell do you experience the difference (whatever it may be) without actually dying? And wouldn’t it be a little late to comparison shop by then?
I’m just saying…

Monday, June 02, 2014

SOME THOUGHTS

On the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony 2014:
 Watched it on HBO last night and a few things stuck in my mind. Glenn Frey inducted Linda Ronstadt, and he’s looking a bit rough. First thing that popped in my mind; “He may be an Eagle, but he looks like a Beagle.”
 Got to say, though I don’t listen to country music, Carrie Underwood did an incredible version of Linda Ronstadt’sStone Poneys song ‘Different Drum’ (which I own the 45 of and is the only Linda Ronstadt music I own).
 Yusuf Islam, the ex-Cat Stevens did a few songs, seems his voice is the same as it used to be.
 Daryl Hall & John Oates – the first song didn’t sound good, but they improved as they sang more…but John Oates sure is short, he could almost be Tyrion Lannister’s stand-in(for you Game of Thrones watchers)! Never realized that before, must be why they stand on different sides of the stage.
 Was good to see the original E-Street Band members Vini Lopez & David Sancious playing a few numbers with the current band. Not sure why Patty Scialfa rated into the Hall, she was pretty much a back-up singer until she married the Boss.
 Thought Joan Jett (why isn’t she in!!!) did an awesome job on Nirvana’s ‘Teen Spirit’ & St Vincent(Annie Clark) was terrific doing ‘Lithium’ and Lorde did an incredible ‘All Apologies’. Kim Gordon, however, shouldn’t be allowed to sing in public.
 And of course Kiss managed to bury the hatchet (in each other’s backs judging by the dagger-eyes being flung back and forth) long enough to accept the awards and not perform. I’ve heard the story behind it, but wonder why the old and new members of the E-Street Band were allowed to play together, but the old & new members of Kiss weren’t.
 So, that’s my take, if you saw the show or were there, leave me a comment on your opinion. Rock on!

Thursday, May 22, 2014

PRO-LIFE?

Which is technically anti-choice since that is the exact opposite of pro-choice.
But really, can you call politicians who slash programs for the poor and build weapons of mass destruction pro-life?

Thursday, April 24, 2014

BARS & CHURCHES

 Two places you can now carry a gun in the state of Georgia. Good job, there's nothing more satisfying that getting into an argument and pulling out your Tec-9 and shooting the bastard. And it's cleaner than a barfight. Well, except for blood on the floor, but that's why God made sawdust!
 And in church, too. That's enough of that turn the other cheek and love thy neighbor crap. I sez draw fast and may the faster man win. Why it's just like Call Of Duty but funner...yee-haw!

Friday, February 14, 2014

JUST CURIOUS

So now that CVS stores have decided to not sell cigarettes anymore, what comes next? You know, CVS also sells beer & wine, which contribute to alcoholism; I’m pretty sure doesn’t fit in well with being a seller of prescription drugs for one’s health as much as selling cigarettes. And let’s not forget candy! It’s a shame that CVS sells that and thereby contributes to the growing obesity problem her in the USA.
You know, maybe CVS should only sell prescription drugs and forget about selling all the non-pharmaceutical items (since they’re so expensive anyway) and see how long they stay in business.
Maybe they’ll end up the same as all the little pharmacy places that last 6 months because they can’t compete with the big chain pharmacies – which now sell food, books, & anything else they can squeeze into the store!
I’m just saying…

Monday, January 20, 2014

MLK DAY

 Martin Luther King Day today; hope everyone who has the day off is either marching in a parade or standing out in the cold watching a parade – TV doesn’t count…



Wednesday, November 20, 2013

MERRY XMAS...REALLY?

So I was driving home from the meat market last night, which takes me around the big lake near our house, and what do I see? Xmas lights!! Yeah, Xmas lights on a house a week before Thanksgiving! And them, a few blocks down, I spotted an Xmas tree lit up inside a house!    
 Seriously people, it’s way too early for that. It’s bad enough to see stores selling Xmas stuff (for the last 3 weeks) and listening to Xmas music over their loudspeakers. By the time Dec. 1 rolls around, I’ll be over Xmas already.
 I’m guessing by Thanksgiving the Valentine’s Day cards & candy will be crowding out the Xmas stuff.

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

AMERICA'S GOT TALENT - CHEAPOS SUPREME

We were watching AGT last night, as we have since the show began however many years ago, and I find that the level of talent seems to get lower every year. But that’s not what this is about. I read in the TV Guide that Howard Stern makes $15 million a season for judging the show. Plus the show pays the other 3 judges some amount that must be in that general area of cash.
But, did you know that the “million $ prize” that the contestants are hoping to win is paid out in 40…yes FORTY payments of $25,000 year! Really? I’m sure that Howard, Howie, Mel B, & Heidi don’t collect their paychecks over the course of 40 years. And every once in a while someone actually asks a contestant, “What would you do if you won the million dollars?” to which the answer could rightfully be…”I’ll be dying of old age while waiting to see the last of my checks.” And just how much is $25,000 going to be worth in 10, 20 ,30 years? Instead of your last check, will they just give you a voucher for a Starbuck’s coffee? Or I guess a bottle of Snapple?
It seems to me, they could ask each judge to take $250,000 less of their untold millions and actually pay the winner at the end of the last show, it only seems fair.
Anyway, just wanted to get that off my chest, it’s bothered me for years; but until I actually found out how much Howard Stern makes it didn’t really piss me off…so, this is me pissed!

Thursday, June 20, 2013

RIP: JAMES GANDOLFINI

"James Gandolfini, the burly actor best known for his Emmy-winning portrayal of a conflicted New Jersey mob boss in the groundbreaking TV series "The Sopranos," died on Wednesday vacationing in Italy. He was 51.
Gandolfini, whose performance as Tony Soprano made him a household name and ushered in a new era of American television drama, had been scheduled to attend the closing of the Taormina Film Festival in Sicily on Saturday.
He may have suffered a heart attack, Mara Mikialian, the spokeswoman for the HBO network that produced The Sopranos, told Reuters." (From BBCOnline)
(Or, he may have been bumped off by a rival mob…seriously...people get 'heart attacks' all the time in the mafia, don't they? Quite a coincidence, I'm just saying...)

Friday, May 31, 2013

RIP: ST PETE PIER

1973 - 2013: After 40 years as an iconic sight on the waterfront of St Pete(Florida,not Russia!), the pier closes today at the end of business. Went there quite a few times since we moved here in 1988; picture below is from that period; you can see the masts of the HMS Bounty replica ship - you know, the one that sank during Hurricane Sandy last year. Used to have some nice shops, and an aquarium that the kids enjoyed seeing (long before there was a Florida Aquarium in Tampa).
 Too bad they're going to knock it down and replace it with something called 'The Lens' - go ahead and Google it; sure looks to me like that'll blow away in the first hurricane to come along.


Tuesday, May 14, 2013

WAR IS NOT A WAR CRIME?


"I swear to God we will eat your hearts and your livers, you soldiers of Bashar the dog," the man says, referring to President Bashar al-Assad as he stands over the soldier's corpse.
"The desecration and mutilation of a killed person is definitely a war crime," Peter Bouckaert, emergencies director of Human Rights Watch, told the BBC. "This one particularly disturbing because of the sectarian nature of the language used by Abu Sakkar."
However, for some odd reason killing him in the first place is NOT a war crime…go figure!

Friday, March 01, 2013

HORSEMEAT? HORSESHIT!


I’m sure you’ve noticed the big foofarah in the United Kingdom about horsemeat found in all sorts of food products. One wonders how this was ever discovered in the first place; since it was apparently mixed in with regular beef, was it actually tasteable? Or was it just discovered originally by accident (hey waiter - I’ve got a horseshoe in my beef patty!).
 But now they’re apparently finding it in everything over there after doing DNAtesting!! Really? It seems to me that if you have to DNA test to find it, you may as well eat it - since there’s probably more (allowable) bug parts in the food than actual horse parts.
Hey, I’m just saying…

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

BIG MAC = SPICY CHICKEN?

 OK, I’m missing something here. There’s a new McD’s commercial on that shows a guy emoting on a stage with 2 girls watching; I’m guessing it’s auditions for some show.  One girl leans over to the other and says something about going to lunch because she’s craving a Big Mac. The other one tells her it’s only 9:30A.M. Then we cut to a voice-over talking about a spicy chicken sandwich…ummm, excuse me but I wanted a Big Mac, why are we talking about spicy chicken???

Friday, December 14, 2012

THANKS, 2nd AMENDMENT...

...for once again protecting an armed asshole from innocent children. My grandson, age 5, on his first day of kindergarten; thank god he's still here to enjoy Xmas. Don't know when  politicians are going to wake up and stop letting the NRA dictate gun policy, this just gets worse & worse.

And actually, there used to be gun control, see excerpt below from a Time Magazine article...


So, c'mon people, I really, really want to see Ryley graduate from college...

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

THE ANSWER IS...NO!

"After the 2012 election, evangelical leaders are contemplating what it means that conservative Republicans lost so badly, and that social issues championed by the religious right also suffered defeat. They are also questioning whether they still have a place in the world of politics."
(From BBCOnline)

Friday, December 07, 2012

Monday, September 10, 2012

I'M JUST SAYING...

"If liberals hated America,
 we would vote Republican."

Friday, August 17, 2012

GORDON


 Here's a tracking map of Tropical storm (soon to be a huuricane) Gordon. Notice where it is...that's right, starting in the center of the Atlantic at about the latitude of Charlotte, North Carolina it's movin East towards Northern Africa. Now, I;m fairly certain (being as I live in the hurricane state (Florida) that they usually start off the coast of Central to Southern Africa and move towards us.

Seems to me, another sign of climate change (& not the hand of God showering wrath on the gays, or non-Christians, or whatever...)