BONGWATER

by Michael Hornburg:

"There's a sense of dread this time of year, like running out of pot and knowing the only way to get high is to drink the bongwater."

And keeping in mind this was published in 1995...

"'Planes only crash when they take off and land, they don't blow up in midair'

'What about that one in Scotland with all the schoolgirls inside?'

That was terrorism, that's different.There aren't any terrorists in the skies over Pennsylvania'"