Friday, May 22, 2009


Try remembering them after you've had 63 bottles of beer
from the wall!!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

RAIN...& RAIN...& RAIN...

Ugh, for three days straight! (so far) Which really sucks in Florida. It doesn't usually rain like this down here. Of course, for months there's been hardly any rain at all, so everybody talks about "gee, we really need the rain". Not me, I figure the more rain, the faster the grass grows and the more I have to cut the lawn.
Do you want to know what this rain is like? Well, it's like...

Springtime in Connecticut!!
(except warmer)

Monday, May 18, 2009


I hate to fly.
Yep, sure do. Not that I always did, I actually used to enjoy it. Of course, that was back when planes were a bit more than sardine cans with wings. You actually used to be able to breathe on planes! Not only in, but also out! Got back Friday from a business trip to Greensboro, NC; what fun, 6 hours of travel for approximately 1-1/2 hours of actual flying time. And so crammed together (6 across on a plane I know was originally made for 4 across) that my left arm got spasms from being wedged against the side of the plane. OUCH!
Nothing like the old days when I used to take 747s across the Atlantic to England and back; Pan Am flights 1 & 2, depending on which way you were traveling. And even 20 - 25 years ago when the whole family used to fly to Canada; the planes were comfortable and the stewardesses were pretty, and friendly. The only plus? Well, at least if you get stranded somewhere, the airports have shops and restaurants that are open late. We once got stranded in Seattle/Tacoma Airport for 6 hours on a Sunday afternoon/evening; no stores or restaurants open, and most of the airport lights were turned off! Boy, that was fun, especially with 2 young children.
Yeah, so much for the good old days, but at least I don't have to fly much anymore - next time just hand me a doobie, brother!

Friday, May 08, 2009


Another sign that President Obama is an elitist Muslim terrorist: The President ordered a cheeseburger with Dijon mustard. "What kind of man orders a cheeseburger without ketchup but Dijon mustard?" asked Laura Ingraham after the president's visit to an Arlington, Virginia burger joint with Vice President Joe Biden. Sean Hannity played a Grey Poupon commercial and said "I hope you enjoyed that fancy burger, Mr. President." Mark Steyn, filling in for Rush Limbaugh, said Obama was trying "to enlighten us" through his order.
(with thanks to the Wailing List)
Boy, those Republicans/Conservatives/Whateverthehelltheyare just don't get it. Record unemployment, businesses failing, economioc crises, global warming, and all the other shit 8 years of Republicanism left us, and all they can do is complain about condiments!!
Do they even know what condiments are, or do they think it has something to do with safe sex...?

Wednesday, May 06, 2009


...Don't you wish you had a pet pig who would slice himself into sausage for you? And with a smile on his face!