KETCHUP PORN

‘The food company Heinz has apologised after a QR code on a bottle of tomato ketchup directed people to a pornography website.

The company said that the code was out of date and that it was taking steps to prevent it happening again.

The issue was spotted by Daniel Korell, a customer in Germany, who reported it to the company.’

from BBCOnline

Of course, Daniel was the only one to let Heinz know about the porn code, it doesn’t mean he was the only one to notice it…

HAPPY TAX DAY!

BEER JOKE

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, 'Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona .' The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, 'I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser.' The bartender gives him one..

The guy from Coors says, 'I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.' He gets it. bee

The guy from Molson Canadian sits down and says, 'Give me a Coke.' The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, 'Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?'

The Molson Canadian president replies, 'Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.'

WHY NOT BUY TWO?

One for you and one to give Danny Trejo?

THE CLOCK IS TICKING...

SKUNKY BEER

Wired magazine had a short article today giving a basic overview about how beer gets lightstruck, entitled What’s Up With That: My Beer Tastes Like a Skunk’s Bathwater.

It’s a fairly basic explanation of the process of a beer becoming lightstruck — often called skunky — written after interviewing Roger Barth, author of the textbook, the Chemistry of Beer. The author even takes a little thinly-veiled swipe at Corona. “This could explain why certain clear-bottled brands suggest you squeeze a lime into their beer to mask the skunk before taking a swig.” But it was the final sentence that had me in stitches. “But if you must, for reasons I will never understand, drink a Heineken, I suggest you get it on tap and hide your shame in a dark corner of the bar.”

(With thanks to BrookstonBeerBulletin)

FUNNY BEER STORY

So we were at EPCOT a while back, and up in the America section of the World Showcase. Drinking beer, of course, because in the last few years EPCOT has become very beer friendly – as in not just selling A-B products. There’s a nice selection around the countries of one and sometimes more beers from that country, Germany in particular usually has 3 or 4 different, and Canada has 2 or 3 beers handy. Even Morocco has started carrying 4 or 5 beers.

 This particular time I had just finished a beer, and was headed to the men’s toilets in the America section when a college age guy and a couple of his friends came down the sidewalk toward me. The one guy, he had a T-shirt that read ‘Keg Security’ so I pointed to him and said somewhat loudly “Hey! Keg security guy!” and the guy dropped his beer, so his friends started laughing at him and I told him he was fired!

(Well, maybe you had to be there…)

FOUND ON LINKEDIN

“As an example, you may have successfully brought on 50 new clients in your time with your previous company--use this as a segway into how you plan to increase sales for your potential employer.”

And park that segue in front of the fake-ade!

COINCIDENCE? MAYBE NOT...

 Cut this out of the paper a few months back. Couldn't help but notice the odd pairing of movies; especially the movie paired with the Justin Beiber movie...truer words perhaps never spoken???

NOT REALLY THE SAME THING

HERNANDO COUNTY --

There is a house in Hernando County that is overrun with

more than 60 cats.

Whatever window you look in you'll see cats, lots of cats. That is

because they run the house. They have it all to themselves.

"I'm ashamed to have people know I live next door to the

cat house," said J**** M****

                        (No, you live next to the house full of cats – a cathouse is something totally different…)

HIPSTERS LOVE BEER

DOES NOT COMPUTE...

 If sci-fi fans knew that the code that reboots a space station in the movie Elysium is actually taken from an Intel processor manual, they might be less than impressed.
And Iron Man's exploits seem slightly disappointing when you know that code in his visor is for a Lego computer.
Producers take chunks of coding from manuals, websites and even Wikipedia, John Graham-Cumming told the BBC.
"I was watching Elysium and this guy had to write a programme," he said. "What appeared on screen was clearly the assembly language for an Intel x86 processor - basically any standard Intel chip."
(From BBCOnline)
Really, who's the technical advisor...Lego Man?

HEY, WHO WOULDN'T?

 Want fat thighs after eating at a restaurant...?

Apparently this is the place to go, at least in Altamonte Springs.

WORLD ZOMBIE DAY - TODAY

So watch out for zombies...or just be one! 

I'll be wearing my new favorite zombie shirt.

SOUNDS PAINFUL, DOESN'T IT?

'The BBC has had an "annus horribilis" after several controversies but it will bounce back, says Culture Secretary Maria Miller.' (From BBCOnline)

WILL THE REAL LEMMY PLEASE STAND UP...

Just couldn't resist when I saw this bottle at World Market the other day...but pretty sure I couldn't drink it!
(And it's only been around 6 years longer than the real Lemmy and probably never sang Ace
Of Spades!!!

SOME OTHER TIME, MAYBE

WALKING (AND TALKING) DEAD

C'mon. you know it's funny...yeah really!!

CAN I GET A DOUBLE SHOT...?

Yeah, actually drove by this in Tampa a few weeks back...figured hey why not, everyone's buying gold these days!!

THANK GEORGE FOR FRIDAYS!