Monday, September 20, 2010

TALK LIKE A PIRATE

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THE PIRATE ALPHABET

A — The favorite word of Canadian pirates, eh?
B — B stands for Beer!
C — Da ting we sails da boat on
D — Das beer! German pirates
E — ‘e needs a beer
F — ‘f only I had a beer
G — Gee, I wish I had a beer
H — H’aightch and everone one of us should have a beer
I — I wish I had a beer
J — The guy who sells us beer
K — Jay’s wife, she’s a looker!
L — Da place where bad pirates goes when dey dies!
M — ‘em folks needs beers
N — ‘nother beer
O — Oh I wish I had a beer
P — (*long pause*) Self-explanatree!
Q — A French word meaning ‘line for beer’
R — A pirate’s favorite word, Arrrh!
S — What you fall on when you drink too much beer
T — Why we beat the British
U — You should have a beer
V — Vikings! Swedish pirates
W — You and you should have a beer
X — Jay’s former wife, she no longer sells us beer
Y — Why not have a beer
Z — Ze beer! French pirates

Aday late, but better late than never, yesterday being 'Talk Like A Pirate Day'

(Thanks to Brookston Beer Bulletin)

SALES SLOW, RAISE THE PRICE!

KDAF-TV in Dallas, Texas is reporting that Anheuser-Busch InBev is increasing the price on a number of their products this week due to “slumping sales.” The price increases will be anywhere from 50 cents to $2.00 on packages ranging from six-packs to 30-packs. MillerCoors will also take a similar price increase in October.

Yeah, that makes sense, sales are slow so let’s raise the price!!

Friday, September 17, 2010