BEER JOKE

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, 'Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona .' The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, 'I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser.' The bartender gives him one..

The guy from Coors says, 'I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.' He gets it. bee

The guy from Molson Canadian sits down and says, 'Give me a Coke.' The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, 'Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?'

The Molson Canadian president replies, 'Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.'

THE TRUE STORY OF THE BILDERBERG GROUP

by Daniel Estulin:

‘As Jim Tucker once told me, “God may have created the universe, but as far as planet earth is concerned, the message to God from the Bildenberg Group is simply this:
 Thanks, but we’ll take it from here.”’

PIERRE CELIS

Pierre Celis, who revived witbier with his Hoegaarden (later sold to what is now AB-Inbev); in 1992 at the age of 67, founded a new microbrewery in Austin TX. (At a Brickskeller tasting, Celis, who spoke English haltingly, remarked that he chose Texas because its inhabitants speak with a slow drawl, making them easier to understand.)

WHY NOT BUY TWO?

One for you and one to give Danny Trejo?

CHAMBERS BROTHERS - TIME HAS COME TODAY (LIVE)

Saw them do this live in '72; really cool with the strobe lights. (then my buddy Larry got beat up.)

"HUBBLE SEES A SMILING LENS"

Galaxy cluster SDSS J1038+4849

I, however, see a creepy face in outer space...