Friday, December 30, 2005


Wow, this is wild. According to today's Lakeland(FL) Ledger, Florida Governor Jeb 'my brother's the president' Bush, says that Florida schools need to raise their science standards.
Oddly enough, however, this doesn't need to be done by teaching evolution in schools.
After all, it is only the 'Theory of Evolution' opposed to the 'science of creationism' I guess.
And while we're on the subject, how do we know there's really gravity when we can't see it??
Perhaps we only stay on the ground because angels hold us down by the shoulders.
And I sure hope they're going to teach about the hollow earth, but how could it be hollow when it's really flat??
See, now I'm just confused...

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