The new KFC ad...Mother says time for dinner, kids run out to the car; Mom says, "how silly, we're eating in" and pulls out a bucket of chicken from KFC. With all the fixings, and even a free pie! Like it's a big deal that they're eating KFC at home instead of at KFC!
Gee, Mom, how about some real fucking food!!!
If I gotta eat fried crap, I'd just as soon do it at the fast food joint,
not pretend that you actually made the food...