Friday, June 29, 2007

AM I DEAD OR JUST EMBARRASSED?

Or both? An article in the newspaper about the new 'wonder drug'
Alli had a quote by a medical Dr about obesity. "It's also embarrassing
to be 0bese, it's embarrassing to be dead."

Okay, now I'm laying in my coffin, and I'm embarrassed to be there...
why would that be?
Unless I did something really stupid like try to have sex
with a 220V electrical outlet(or Elsie the cow) and ended up electrocuting myself
(in which I guess my ghost might be embarrassed) I'd think that being dead
is just the way we all end up sooner or later...so what's embarrassing
about that?

I would think that the Dr would be embarrassed to say something as
stupid as that...

...and what would the zombies think?

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