If you ate enough Krispy Kreme donuts...would your eyes glaze over?
Does non-dairy creamer come from non-dairy cows?
What could possibly be worse than liver...perhaps liverwurst?
Is a psychic a sidekick to a psycho?
If you were death, would mrs death make you cut the lawn with your scythe?
Note to rock stars: Without us, you'd BE us.
The home of the free has the highest per capita prison population (714 per 100,000).
If bleu cheese goes moldy, how would you know?
Stairway To Heaven has played on American Radio the equivalent of 50 years.
Why is it so many immigrants come from countries we vacation in?
Mick Jagger is older than Velcro, the State of Israel, & cake mix!
Merv Griffin made approximately $80 million (yes million) in royalties for
the Jeopardy TV show theme song.
If Wet and Wild Water Park was bought by Seagram's; could it be a Scotch & Water Park?
Well, enough of that nonsense...but remember if you didn't enjoy any of it...
...then you have nothing to fear from the thought police...
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