FREE?

Driving to work this A.M. heard a commercial on the radio for
some place that does hair replacement with lasers. Not quite sure
how that's supposed to work, sounds painful to me.
But the kicker was at the end they announced that they had:
"No cost financing". I'm supposing they actually mean
that they have no interest financing, but no cost financing
would have to be free, wouldn't it. If I needed hair replacement,
(thinning but still pretty much there thank you), I'd be tempted to
go their with a shyster..I mean lawyer...and hold them to the no cost
financing promise.
Hey, at least you'd make the 12:00 news, they're always looking
for something to fill up the time.