TV REALITY SHOWS

Which to my mind are really, really stupid. It just shows a lack of imagination
by the TV networks, and somehow people watch them anyway. Well, I've got
one for you...ladies & gentlemen...

THE RANDOM DRUG TEST SHOW

All you need is a studio full of people, but instead of pre-screened contestants,
you pick random members of the audience to play. Everyone onstage then takes
a drug test, and the audience votes on whether or not each person will
pass or fail. If you pass, you get $1,000 for each person who voted you would fail;
If you fail, you get 1 year in prison for each person who voted you'd pass.

Isn't that great, I can see the ratings already...
And if I see this on TV, I'll certainly being suing for my share of the profits!!