Actually saw this on a push-in sign a while back: "STOP SMOKING WITH LASER THERAPY" What's up with that? Do they laser your mouth shut permanently so you can't put a cigarette in? Do they laser out your eyes so you can't find your pack of cigarettes? Or do they use one of those James Bond laser beams and cut you in half and you never have to worry about smoking again...not to mention it'll take care of that weight problem too.
The wonders of modern science, what'll they come up with next, a laser bread slicer?
Boy, wouldn't that be the greatest thing since sliced bread...
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