RIP: TED KENNEDY

At age 77, the last of the doomed Kennedy brothers. Yeah, he didn't get assassinated like his brothers (Bobby should have been President!), but his shot at the presidency was ruined by his fuck up when Mary Jo Kopechne drowned. But he soldiered on, an icon of the American political system. Sorry to see you go so soon.

And now you can play football with your brothers again...