Saturday, January 30, 2010

DONUTS & CLEAVAGE

Had this weird dream last night just before waking this morning. Now, I rarely remember my dreams when I have them, so it's pretty odd to start with that I can even remember this.
The dream basically consisted of me & Bill Glover (salesman from work) eating donuts at a Hooters! Yeah, a Hooters! And just when Phyllis woke me up, I was getting ready to try a pretzel with whipped cream topping. Weird, huh? And not a wing in sight, but definitely cleavage.
I guess it's a good thing I don't remember my dreams often, eh?

Friday, January 29, 2010

UMMM...IT'S ROLLING STONE


Latest issue of Rolling Stone has a letter in it, and I quote:
"Your lists(the decades best songs and albums)had zero country music albums. A list without Toby Keith, Taylor Swift, or Faith Hill is incomplete."

Ummm...excuse me, but this is Rolling Stone, not Country Music Monthly. Duh!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

POT STORIES FOR THE SOUL


Paul Krassner,ed.
"Oh, I told you that you shouldn't cut off the end of the condom because it was too long."
from 'The Midwife'

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

I AM THE WALRUS (APPARENTLY)

So my grandson Ryley went to Sea World last week, and the story as I hear it is that upon seeing the walrus up close, he said "Pop-Pop" which is what he usually calls me...yeah, I can see the resemblance...
Goo goo g'joob...

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

ORANGE CRUSH

"Two small flags snapped in the wind on each side of the limo's hood. The flag on the right corner displayed the seal of the Florida governor's office. The flag on the left used to have the same seal but now read:"The Outback Steakhouse Florida Governor's Race.'"

C'mon now, don't tell me you don't see it coming...

Sunday, January 17, 2010

NEW TO THE WORLD O

As you can tell, I ran out of steam with my book 'reviews', so now I'm going to try something different. Coming soon...
interesting quotes from books I've read!

Friday, January 15, 2010

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

By the way, today is procrastinator's New Year's Day; but maybe I should have waited until tomorrow to announce it...

MUST HAVE BRAINS...I MEAN BEER...


From Professor David J. Hanson’s wonderful Alcohol Problems and Solutions: Moderate drinkers tend to have better health and live longer than those who are either abstainers or heavy drinkers. In addition to having fewer heart attacks and strokes, moderate consumers of alcoholic beverages (beer, wine or distilled spirits or liquor) are generally less likely to suffer hypertension or high blood pressure, peripheral artery disease, Alzheimer’s disease and the common cold. (With thanks to Brookston Beer Bulletin)

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

SARAH PALIN - FAIR & BALANCED

Saw in the paper the other day that crazy Sarah is getting a job with Fox News. Apparently she said something along the line of how good it will be to work for an organization that is "fair & balanced".
Actually, I'm thinking she meant to say "I like Fox News, we're both fairly unbalanced"...hahaha
(no, really, I mean it...)

Thursday, January 07, 2010

BEATLES IN THE YEAR 3000


...hahahaha...very well done, and funny. Who knows, 1000 years from now, this
could be the truth!

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

YES, BUT WHY?

 A computer scientist claims to have computed the mathematical 
constant pi to nearly 2.7 trillion digits,
some 123 billion more than the previous record.

Monday, January 04, 2010

RIP: OLDEST ORNAMENT BOX IN THE WORLD

Yep, that was it...the oldest ornament box in the world. Probably 35-40 years old, originally belonged to my father-in-law, Irv Watz. And passed on down to us years ago, it's now passed on to the great recycler in the sky, falling victim to old age and Florida attic heat; finally crumbling into ruin this year. But the reason it lasted as long as it did was that it was wax-coated cardboard, which made it stronger and relatively bug-proof.
Yeah, sure gonna miss that box...just because...