Sunday, December 24, 2006

FROM JUBA N @ HAWKWIND FAN LIST

SEASON'S GREETINGS - if I'm still alllowed...

 "Please accept with no obligation, express or implied, my best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most
enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect
for the calendars of choice of other cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, colour, sex,
age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal at any time.
It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement
any of the wishes for her/himself or others,
is void where prohibited by law,
and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the
usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or
until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance
of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

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And to those of you not easily offended:
MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!! "

And that goes double from me...

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