HMMMMM.......

SHREVEPORT, La. -- There's some monkey business at Chimp Haven.

Teresa the chimp had a baby, but managers aren't sure how she got in the family way.

Officials at the Louisiana retirement home for primates said that all the males there have had vasectomies and shouldn't be able to father any little hairy ones.

Workers at Chimp Haven are collecting hair samples from all the males for DNA testing to determine who's the daddy.

Once the father is identified, it will be back to the operating room to get the vasectomy redone.

Officials at Chimp Haven said they have a sponsor for Teresa and her baby, so they'll be able to stay at the sanctuary together.

Maybe they should be DNA testing the employees too...

TALKING OUT YOUR ASS, PART 1

 In the early 1960s, opinionist William F. Buckley, Jr. wrote the following about the Fab Four:

"The Beatles are not merely awful, I would consider it sacrilegious to say anything less than

that they are godawful... They are so unbelievably horrible, so appallingly unmusical, so

dogmatically insensitive to the magic of the art, that they qualify as crowned heads of anti-music."

 

Yeah, know there was a guy who really knew what he was talking about...

 

...William F Who??

FLAG

Is it just me or does it seem that the flag has been flying half-staff
for ex-Pres Gerald Ford for longer than he was actually President?
And especially for a man who became President because he
was Vice-President; and became Vice-President when Spiro Agnew
was forced to quit. I mean, we're talking about a man who was not
elected to either office, and did such a poor job that he wasn't
re-elected.

But hey, that's just me...