HEAVY BREATHING?

I woke this morning sleeping on my back; it was early, so it wasn't time to get up yet. As I lay there, I heard heavy breathing in the same room I was in..

Well, it turns out it was...ME!

Because of my tinnitus, my hearing has become very monoraul, and many sounds,voices, etc don't appear to be coming from the direction they are actually emanating from. So apparently I had a breathing noise coming from my nose, but sounding like there was someone to the left of the bed that was breathing. Pretty creepy until I figured it out...hey it was 5 A.M., what do you expect?

But remember, if you hear a noise in your bedroom at 5 A.M. and don't have mono hearing...

you might want to run like hell!