The judge in a high profile US patent trial involving Apple and Samsung has said the iPhone maker's lawyer must be on drugs if he thought she would accept his list of potential witnesses.
William Lee had named 22 people he wanted to rebut testimony given by Samsung's choice of experts.
"Unless you're smoking crack you know these witnesses aren't going to be called" said Judge Lucy Koh.
Mr Lee replied: "Your honour, I'm not smoking crack. I can promise you that."
(With thanks to BBCOnline)
(Of course, he never said what he was on!)